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Why did the trader go to Pamplona? They have the greatest bull run in the world

Why was the trader always drunk? Every time he came to a bar, he stopped and had a drink

Why didn’t the trader go hunting in the Pacific Northwest? Because there were bear traps everywhere

Why did the trader wear earplugs? He heard the Bollinger Band was playing

Why did the trader bring an extra pair of pants? In case he had a gap opening

Why didn’t the trader ever sell his calls? He wanted to keep his options open

Why did the trader put on the financial TV news show as loud as it would go? He only traded stocks with high volume

Why did the trader have such a difficult time finding the right home? He only liked to buy round lots

Why did the trader buy two toupees? He wanted to trade with a double top

How many traders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifty. One to screw it in and 49 in a chat room to tell him what he’s doing wrong

Why did the trader cross the road? All the others were crossing

Why did the trader cross back to the other side? He thought it was a false breakout

Why did the trader go bust? He mistook a margin call for a wake-up call